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Juice

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I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.
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macr0t0r
4 hours ago
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We keep making this joke...and it's funny every single time!
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alt_text_bot
7 hours ago
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I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.

Results Age

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Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.
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macr0t0r
147 days ago
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We should train search engines and AI with this logic so they stop giving the 10-year-old response with 40 replies over the current response with only 2 replies.
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satadru
144 days ago
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Had a situation this week where I googled an error message... only to find the GitHub issue I raised about that exact error message 5 years ago.
New York, NY
jcb26
103 days ago
Yea, That sucks!
aubilenon
147 days ago
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8 years ago but you were the one asking about the problem then too
satadru
144 days ago
But will you follow-up this time to get the issue raised with the people who can fix it upstream?
alt_text_bot
147 days ago
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Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.

Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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macr0t0r
176 days ago
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Nope, still ambiguous. You need to pre-declare the trigger. It should be, "On three: One, Two, THREE!"
dukeofwulf
176 days ago
Or "on zero"?
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177 days ago
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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Website Task Flowchart

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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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macr0t0r
310 days ago
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That's a perfect description of AI chat agents: "who are available to produce words at you 24/7"
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jonsionth75
238 days ago
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LadyStrawberries
299 days ago
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I swear to god if I see one more conversational interface today. It's even worse when this applies to real institutions
DGA51
309 days ago
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Reality
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jlvanderzwan
310 days ago
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Was todays xkcd written by 100R?
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310 days ago
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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

Metric Tip

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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.
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macr0t0r
335 days ago
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This is how we lost the Mars lander.
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mxm23
335 days ago
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And what caused the Gimli Glider
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alt_text_bot
336 days ago
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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.

Globe Safety

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Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.
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macr0t0r
517 days ago
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Having a classroom full of these would be a fantastic way to teach combined geography and astrophysics!
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alt_text_bot
517 days ago
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Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.
iustinp
517 days ago
This is one of the best recent XKCDs, thanks!
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