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Results Age

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Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.
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macr0t0r
1 day ago
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We should train search engines and AI with this logic so they stop giving the 10-year-old response with 40 replies over the current response with only 2 replies.
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aubilenon
1 day ago
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8 years ago but you were the one asking about the problem then too
alt_text_bot
1 day ago
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Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.

Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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macr0t0r
31 days ago
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Nope, still ambiguous. You need to pre-declare the trigger. It should be, "On three: One, Two, THREE!"
dukeofwulf
31 days ago
Or "on zero"?
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alt_text_bot
31 days ago
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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Website Task Flowchart

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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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macr0t0r
164 days ago
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That's a perfect description of AI chat agents: "who are available to produce words at you 24/7"
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jonsionth75
92 days ago
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LadyStrawberries
154 days ago
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I swear to god if I see one more conversational interface today. It's even worse when this applies to real institutions
DGA51
164 days ago
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Reality
Central Pennsyltucky
jlvanderzwan
164 days ago
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Was todays xkcd written by 100R?
alt_text_bot
164 days ago
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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

Metric Tip

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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.
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macr0t0r
190 days ago
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This is how we lost the Mars lander.
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mxm23
190 days ago
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And what caused the Gimli Glider
West Coast
alt_text_bot
190 days ago
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The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.

Globe Safety

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Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.
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macr0t0r
371 days ago
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Having a classroom full of these would be a fantastic way to teach combined geography and astrophysics!
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alt_text_bot
372 days ago
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Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.
iustinp
372 days ago
This is one of the best recent XKCDs, thanks!

About 20 Pounds

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In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.
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macr0t0r
374 days ago
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But, Oracle, pounds is only a force. Does it have mass?
gordol
374 days ago
Only on Sundays.
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jgbishop
374 days ago
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Pretty good advice, actually.
Raleigh, NC
alt_text_bot
374 days ago
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In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.
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