Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.

Pretty good advice, actually.

In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?

Never felt the need to print an XKCD until now

The zoo takes special care to keep kings separated from opposite-color pieces as part of their conservation program to prevent mating in captivity.

This joke was funnier 13 years ago when some anonymous weirdo invented "sleepsort"

https://web.archive.org/web/20151231221001/http://bl0ckeduser.github.io/sleepsort/sleep_sort_trimmed.html

It's good to let your computer rest occasionally, to avoid burnout

I love it that it is Python!

The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Re: Falling back...

“We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done!”